If I Were President

Man, I'll tell you one thing. If I were president, nobody would be talking about this oil spill nonsense. And of healthcare - not a peep. Under my watch, even the issues that have been debated endlessly, term after term, through all manner of leadership would cease to concern. In fact, if I were president, they would become downright trivial. Because left wing or right, liberal or conservative, absolutely everyone would be outraged that someone so unqualified became leader of the free world.