Haven’t blogged in you for a while. Seems like I’ve been pretty lazy. But don’t you worry, blog, I’m going to blog the shit out of you soon. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. I’m going to blog up somethin’ fierce. Then you’ll know.
 
You’ll know that I love you, blog.
 
I’m afraid to show it sometimes. Afraid that if it gets out, my feelings will be shattered. I’ve been hurt too many times, blog, and I need to know you’ll stand by me. So blog, I guess what I’m trying to say is, do you want me inside you?
 
Do you, blog? If you do, I will put myself there. I will. More than once every two weeks or so. I should be man enough for that, right blog?
 
Right, baby.