There’s never a shortage of dumb things going on in Florida, but a recent article regarding a possible change to Kissimmee’s logo caught my eye. City officials are keen to add “In God We Trust” to the bottom, proclaiming hot and heavy love for the Jesus on behalf of their fellow citizens. A theoretical change which would certainly enrage those normally enraged by such things, firstly by virtue of folks being misrepresented by local government, secondly by local government spending their money making changes to misrepresent them. Vehicular murals and t-shirt designs aren’t cheap.
 
The proposition is understandably annoying, separation of church and state, etcetera, but there’s a pretty decent bright spot to the redesign, which is that the logo was fucking ridiculous to begin with:
 

 
Look at that thing. It’s a bull by a lake with palm trees and a beaming sunset. Kissimmee takes its cattle pretty seriously, or at least did at some point, and thus has chosen to represent itself, as a city, with the image of a bull on vacation. Combining these visuals with the lord’s name creates a powerful absurdity trifecta I cannot argue against. I do not have it in me to shake my fist at Vacation Bull, not while he stands there evoking the name of the Lord, representing whatever baffling message Kissimmee is trying to convey.
 
Amen, Vacation Bull. Amen.