It’s no secret that confidently relating to other people is difficult. And it’s also no secret that this is a direct result of the too-cool-for-school entertainment industry. Every time our nation’s youth turns on a television or enters a movie theater, we are bombarded with the most awesome fictional characters our collective imaginations can conjure.…

As I type this, I’m listening to a rapper I’m unfamiliar with go on about how bad some guy smells. The rapper seems pretty enthusiastic about lambasting this unnamed person’s body odor, and I can’t really blame him – the guy is apparently ninety different things that rhyme with ass, and who hasn’t had to…

For the life of me, I can’t think of a single thing to say about Michael Jackson, which means I’m bad at blogging.   I live alone and I often urinate with the bathroom door open. When I use the bathroom for other purposes, I close the door, which I think it partly because I…

  Scribbled while watching Ghostusters II